I love irony. Irony makes me laugh. I look for it in my
daily life and seek it out in my reading and in my television viewing. Just
today I was leaving the local car wash when I noticed the cemetery across the
street was called Riverview Cemetery. I
had to wonder how many of the residents of the Riverview Cemetery were enjoying
that river view. I pictured the cemetery plot salesperson telling a grieving
widow that her dead husband would be able to enjoy a pleasant river view in his
final resting place.
Irony is, of course, the discrepancy between reality and
appearance or the discrepancy between what is said and what is done. I would
imagine that like me you studied irony in high school. Perhaps you encountered
irony through The Rime of the Ancient
Mariner lost at sea:
Water, water everywhere
Nor any drop to drink.
Nor any drop to drink.
Or perhaps it was in Hamlet,
when that old blow hard Polonius declares:
My liege, and madam, to expostulate
What majesty should be, what duty is,
What day is day, night night, and time is time,
Were nothing but to waste night, day, and time;
What majesty should be, what duty is,
What day is day, night night, and time is time,
Were nothing but to waste night, day, and time;
Therefore, since brevity is the soul of wit,
And tediousness the limbs and outward flourishes,
I will be brief.
And tediousness the limbs and outward flourishes,
I will be brief.
Or perhaps you remember the plight of poor Hester Prynne in The Scarlet Letter, reviled and
literally marked for life because of her out of wedlock encounter with the
Reverend Dimmesdale, who continues to enjoy the adulation of his flock because
she refuses to give him up.
History is replete with ironic moments, also. Otto
Lilienthal, the creator of the glider, declared it to be one of the safest
modes of transportation in the world, shortly before he was killed flying his
own invention. And who can forget that George W. Bush, in the shadow of 9/11,
said that only through American military intervention could the Middle East
achieve freedom and democracy.
Despite all the evidence of irony in our daily lives, in our
reading and our schooling, it is, dare I say “ironic” that it appears that
corporate education reformers don’t get irony.
These reformers tell us that education reform is the “civil
rights issue of our time.” And how are they going to make sure that poor
minority children in the inner city get their civil right to a good education?
Why by denying their civil rights, of course. The very foundation of the most
lauded charter school chains like KIPP and Eva Moscowitz’s Success Academies is
a militaristic behavior code, driven by a desire to make children into compliant
test taking automatons. Harsh discipline for minor infractions is the rule.
Good order, routine and discipline are necessary for
learning. Many charter schools, however, have turned this understanding into a
culture based on shaming. Kids are shamed in front of their fellow students by
wearing yellow shirts or by being singled out in line or by having their test
scores displayed in the hallway for all to see. Connecticut school principal
Ann Evans de Bernard has characterized the KIPP schooling approach as
colonialism. So the great irony here, is that in order to solve the “civil
rights issue of our time”, education reformers want to take poor, mostly black
and brown students back to the plantation and crack the whip.
Reformster Andy Smarick has a low irony quotient as well.
In a recent article on the Thomas B. Fordham Institute’s blog Flypaper, Smarick quotes Founding Father, John Dickinson. ““Experience must
be our only guide. Reason may mislead us.” He goes on to say that education
reformers need to park the ideology and pay attention to experience. He is
concerned that ideology is driving too many reforms and that these reforms are
failing because they have not been rooted in experience. Who does he recommend
that reformers turn to for such experience? Why non-other than older reformsters
like Checker Finn and Bruno Manno, who discovered some of the problems that
attend to relying on market forces to control school quality.
What Smarick misses is that the Dickinson quote might
suggest that if reformers wanted to get things right, they could have tried
asking veteran teachers and career educators rather than non-educators of like
mind. Smarick says listen to the voice of experience, but those teachers? Well,
no, never mind; let’s just keep talking to each other.
And even more recently we are reading about teacher
shortages. This gives education reformers an opportunity to double down on the
irony of the failure to recognize irony. After years of blaming teacher quality
for the failures of the American education system, of working assiduously to
undermine teacher job protections and simultaneously stripping teachers of autonomy
in their classrooms, education
reformers blame the economy for the apparent teacher shortage. As Peter Greene has pointed out, if you are worried about the teacher shortage, make
prospective teachers a better offer – more money, more job security, more say
in what is taught and how. Talented people are not attracted to low paying,
high-risk, low autonomy jobs. But instead of suggesting the road to attracting
more and better teachers is through making the work more attractive,
reformsters recommend loosening
of teacher certification rules.
So as I understand the reform agenda, repeated attacks on
the teaching profession is not the problem. The problem is, instead, the
economy. We can expect to attract the best and brightest to a profession that has
low pay, low esteem and low stability. That does not sound like any law of
supply and demand that I read about.
Next, we can solve the teacher shortage by loosening
certification requirements, so that anyone who can prove s/he is breathing can
teach. This seems to be the direction that states like North Carolina and Kansas
are going. As I understand this argument, it goes something like this, teachers
and their unions are the problem in education, so let’s solve the problem by
putting even less qualified, less knowledgeable people in the classroom. I have
to wonder how many reformsters go to a doctor who is unlicensed and received five
weeks of medical training in the summer.
So there we have it. Teachers suck, but we need more
teachers. Good teachers matter, so let’s open up the path to teaching to anyone
who can draw breath. Doubling down on the irony.
In time I believe that the education reform movement will
die from the emptiness of its own ideas and because change in education
requires too much hard work for the dilettante. They will get bored and take
all their foundation money somewhere else. When that happens the fate of the
public schools may at last return to the life-long educators, who understand
the issues and who have real solutions that include a frontal attack on poverty
and a high level of respect for the teachers on the front lines.
Now won’t that be ironic.